A monastery fell upon hard times and opened a fish and chip shop to help make ends meet. A customer placed his order, then asked the priest serving him, “Are you the fish friar?”
The cleric shook his head. “I’m the chip monk.”
You can rest assured that there are no puns in Wings, now available as an Ebook. You can read about Wings here. It’s available from Really Blue Books for the bargain basement price of $4.40 and also from Amazon.